March 2009
13 posts
WatchJust as awesome as I knew it would be.
Breaking CP news...
I think I like Pink. The singer. Now what?
I am completely miserable, San Diego
ARGH! Last night I came home and I guess I was especially exhausted or something because I feel asleep with my contacts in, which I NEVER DO. For a reason. Because it makes my eyes hurt like crazy hell the next day. Which they do now. They won’t stop tearing, and that has made my nose run constantly and turned me into a mouth breather, which is making me nauseous. Won’t somebody please...
WatchLaffs.
This week I have been watching the Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. It has been funny, but only because funny people have been guests. And “Slow Jam the News” is pretty funny, but mostly because of that guy from the Roots. Jimmy is no Conan, but I keep reading that even Conan was not particularly funny for the first year or two. I was like a zygote back then (zigote? nah), so what...
I guess that depends upon how you define “class” →
wordplay:
YOU. GUYS. I was doing research for work today and I stumbled upon–nay, I specifically sought out–the website of one Countess Luann deLesseps, whose book on etiquette comes out from…
Official review by the Clownpenis forthcoming.
Rent-a-cat →
(via flakesofgrey)
Best. Idea. Ever.
WatchYour morning workout.
snow is stupid
This is just a note to say, to the world, to the millions who don’t care…I am totes freezing! In my own home! Fingers are going numb and I hate winter.
I want to go to here. →