June 12, 2008

Clownpenis of the day

I realize that we haven’t had a clownpenis around the old clownpenis lately, so I present to you Katherine Heigl.  Ladies is penises too. 

Why, you might ask.  I love her, you might say, Knocked Up was so funny.  And 27 Dresses!  Oh those dresses!  They were so funny and there were 27 of them!  Well, that may be, but today Katherine announced that she would not be submitting herself for Emmy consideration because nothing she was given to do on Grey’s this year warranted an award.  She was concerned that other actresses would be overlooked if she were a contender. 

Clownpenis!  That is kind of like saying please don’t nominate me for prom queen, because OBVIOUSLY I’ll win, and maybe other girls want a turn? 

I know she wants off of Grey’s so that she can be a big movie star, but the reality is that Grey’s is the only reason anyone knows who the crap she is.  Have some class. 

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