i know you don’t really care, BUT…
Sundays outfits…
1. Wake up (very, very reluctantly) in fish t-shirt and sheep shorts. Supposed to be on train back to NY in like 30 minutes. Crap! Throw on matchstick jeans (see every damn day), black ribbed tank by Sparkle (Urban Outfitters, $10, fall 2004), purple printed camisole (NEW!, Gap by Anna’s work, on sale! for $9.99, last Thursday), silver flats (see Friday), printed H&M scarf (Friday) and The Magic Sweater. And let me just say, praise God for The Magic Sweater, trains could not be colder!!
2. Return home to sweltering apartment and start ripping off my clothes before I even put my bag down. Magic Sweater nothing! Laze around my house in black tank, purple camisole, silver havaianas, and bright pink terry “house shorts” (Express downtown Chicago, June 2007, $14.99)
3. Journey back into the city in clean jeans! (Don’t act like you weren’t waiting for that.) Probably my fav pair, besides matchsticks. (7 for all Mankind, Bloomingdale’s, October 2007, $186.00 minus pimpalicious extra demin employee discount!)
4. Post Taco Bell (yummm), add black cashmere cardigan (J. Crew on 5th, September 2007, $138.00, worth every penny so suck it).
5. Back in the hoose, lose the sweater and jeans, back on with the “house shorts”.
Me: Sorry for leaving the TV on.
Me: While I’m at it, I’d like to take the opportunity to apologize for these shorts. They’re SO short.
Carol: And so terry!
Me: They give me the best Facts of Life Season 1 Blaire Warner feeling, but I don’t expect just everyone to get that.
6. To bed, to bed, in old “white” v neck (Xhiliration! Lakewood Target, with Kim, senior year of college, $14.99) and Tinkerbell pajama pants (June 2005, Disneyland, $38.00, worst purchase ever, forgot to bring pajamas for three day Disneyland trip, too tired/probs drunk to drive to Walmart, forced to shop at World of Disney, then these damn devil pants got dumb pink dye all over my whites/pastels laundry load, including previously mentioned old “white” v neck, which actually has pink stains all over it from the damn tinkerbell pants, so now I guess they’re kind of a set. Boo hiss, pants. Pretty soft though.)
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