June 21, 2008

update on my cookie situation / hi, i’m cambria, could my life BE any less interesting?

Tonight I came home and shmoozed with the cast of characters in my living room for nearly an hour before it occured to me that I still had two and a half cookies in my room.  So I said goodnight and got the eff out of there.  (Hey, you guys want to get the fuck out of the breakroom?!)  But once in my room I discovered that I actually put them properly away in the kitchen last night.  So I went back out to get them, where I discovered roommate Carol alone, eating crumbs out of her own empty bin of cookies.

Me:  Hello friend, can I please offer you a whole cookie?

Carol:  Oh, I, uh, I was just, I guess I could have half of one.  Oh, these don’t break easily. 

Me:  They do when they’re fresh.  Don’t worry, I’m getting new ones tomorrow.  Please, for the love of God, just have a whole one and save me from myself. 

Carol:  This is so embarrassing!  You found me eating crumbs!

Me:  Only because I came out to get my cookies and bring them to my bed.  Well goodnight.