update on my cookie situation / hi, i’m cambria, could my life BE any less interesting?
Tonight I came home and shmoozed with the cast of characters in my living room for nearly an hour before it occured to me that I still had two and a half cookies in my room. So I said goodnight and got the eff out of there. (Hey, you guys want to get the fuck out of the breakroom?!) But once in my room I discovered that I actually put them properly away in the kitchen last night. So I went back out to get them, where I discovered roommate Carol alone, eating crumbs out of her own empty bin of cookies.
Me: Hello friend, can I please offer you a whole cookie?
Carol: Oh, I, uh, I was just, I guess I could have half of one. Oh, these don’t break easily.
Me: They do when they’re fresh. Don’t worry, I’m getting new ones tomorrow. Please, for the love of God, just have a whole one and save me from myself.
Carol: This is so embarrassing! You found me eating crumbs!
Me: Only because I came out to get my cookies and bring them to my bed. Well goodnight.
3 years ago • Notes