and it spreads like one too
Me: clownpenis.fart
Lindsay: That sounds like a virus.
Me: It’s an old snl skit and a phrase I use way too often.
Lindsay: Do you say dot fart?
Me: Usually just clownpenis. You’d be amazed at how often it applies.
Lindsay: Happy Thursday!
Me: It’s Friday, clownpenis.
Me: See?
Linsday: I just used it.
Lindsay: My roomie said, “I’m going to break up with my boyfriend on Saturday, how should I do it?” So I said, “Say hey clownpenis, you’re too far away. See ya at Christmas!”
Me: Wow.
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