rarely daily, always clownpenisyTumblr (3.0; @clownpenis)http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/uQq5a1ynqlg7vrxhcbPXWTbto1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wordplay.tumblr.com/post/89366742/shut-it-down-netflix-shut-it-down">wordplay</a>:</p> <blockquote>Shut it down, Netflix. Shut. It. Down.</blockquote> <p>HAHAHAHA this is so funny! I actually LOLed.</p>http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/89581539http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/89581539Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:33:12 -0400<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/Yxy2eKppNl9feu58fcv0JDcuo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>On Monday I have an interview at not one, but two(!) different leather goods companies. Great news! Except I don’t know a damn thing about leather and I have nothing in my portfolio that is even remotely related to leather goods. Why did these people call me? And the lab at Parsons is closed all weekend because of “spring break” so anything I do has to be done by hand (barf). Kinda screwed!</p>http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/87965522http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/87965522Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:15:10 -0400<object width="400" height="231"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/DQ-ShdCuwn1gyg9I9WtKRw" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/DQ-ShdCuwn1gyg9I9WtKRw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Just as awesome as I knew it would be.</p>http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/86743338http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/86743338Sun, 15 Mar 2009 17:40:05 -0400<p>I think I like Pink. The singer. Now what?</p>http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/86513153http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/86513153Sat, 14 Mar 2009 18:38:16 -0400<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/Yxy2eKppNkwigcbv0JafBUD3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Children of the corn!</p> <p>I applied for this job as a girl’s designer and was asked to send some examples of my work. I’ve done plenty of girl’s clothes at the crew, but I’ve never actually had to draw a child! Believe it or not, these are way less creepy than the ones in my drawing book.</p> <p>Better keep my day job. Oh wait. I don’t have one. Blerg.</p>http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/85288274http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/85288274Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:19:19 -0400<p>ARGH! Last night I came home and I guess I was especially exhausted or something because I feel asleep with my contacts in, which I NEVER DO. For a reason. Because it makes my eyes hurt like crazy hell the next day. Which they do now. They won’t stop tearing, and that has made my nose run constantly and turned me into a mouth breather, which is making me nauseous. Won’t somebody please come club me over the head and put me out of my misery.</p>http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/84642745http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/84642745Sun, 08 Mar 2009 13:57:24 -0400<embed width="400" height="322" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://s3.photobucket.com/flash/player.swf?file=http://vid3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/bluesound/SNL-SummerNights.flv"></embed><br/><br/><p>Laffs.</p> <p>This week I have been watching the Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. It has been funny, but only because funny people have been guests. And “Slow Jam the News” is pretty funny, but mostly because of that guy from the Roots. Jimmy is no Conan, but I keep reading that even Conan was not particularly funny for the first year or two. I was like a zygote back then (zigote? nah), so what do I know. But he was just a writer, and Jimmy is sort of an actor. Expectations…whatevs. Anyways, the first show featured Justin Timberlake, and he and JF talked about the Barry Gibb Talk Show, which is awesome. Talkin’ bout chest hair. Talkin’ bout really important issues. The next night featured Tina Fey. And there was this funny preview saying something like, “For years they sat side by side” (Weekend Update). And it had some funny clips, just little snippets. But the last one, I was sure I remembered. And though it took like 20 hours to successfully google it, I have found it! Best part is, I remember watching this when it was new, back in like 2004 at my mom’s house. With a fancy lady named Mrs. Foofy. And probs guacamole.</p> <p>Er, behold, Jimmy Fallon’s last sketch on SNL: Summer</p> <p>Addendum: I miss Horatio Sanz. And Maya Rudolph. And there is one of my world famous three-armed hugs in this video. Gross. Awesome!</p>http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/84321381http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/84321381Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:43:00 -0500<a href="http://annakjarzab.wordpress.com/2009/03/05/i-guess-that-depends-upon-how-you-define-class/">I guess that depends upon how you define “class”</a>: <p><a href="http://wordplay.tumblr.com/post/83921253/i-guess-that-depends-upon-how-you-define-class">wordplay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <br/><p>YOU. GUYS. I was doing research for work today and I stumbled upon–nay, I <i>specifically sought out</i>–the website of one <a href="http://www.classwiththecountess.com/blog.htm">Countess Luann deLesseps</a>, whose book on etiquette comes out from…</p> </blockquote> <p>Official review by the Clownpenis forthcoming.</p>http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/83926748http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/83926748Thu, 05 Mar 2009 19:34:42 -0500<a href="http://sarahmarchildon.blogspot.com/2009/02/one-hour-of-heavy-petting.html">Rent-a-cat</a>: <p>(via <a href="http://flakesofgrey.tumblr.com/">flakesofgrey</a>)</p> <p>Best. Idea. Ever.</p>http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/83697160http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/83697160Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:14:18 -0500<object width="400" height="333" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_8e0c36a228"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=8e0c36a228" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="333" flashvars="key=8e0c36a228" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_8e0c36a228" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Your morning workout.</p>http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/83390737http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/83390737Wed, 04 Mar 2009 02:11:19 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/Yxy2eKppNkn5omptVTkHUzNno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If anyone knows where I can score some of these drugs on the streets of NY, do tell.</p> <p>I like to mash up the thin mints and then shoot them directly into my veins. Also, what the crap is an animal treasure? That sounds like something “baked” by Mrs. Foofy. Not a good sign.</p>http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/83379382http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/83379382Wed, 04 Mar 2009 01:11:00 -0500<p>This is just a note to say, to the world, to the millions who don’t care…I am totes freezing! In my own home! Fingers are going numb and I hate winter.</p>http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/83284655http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/83284655Tue, 03 Mar 2009 18:52:18 -0500<a href="http://www.zootoo.com/petnews/walmartfelinetownbuiltfor500ca-1128">I want to go to here.</a>http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/82940708http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/82940708Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:41:07 -0500<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/Yxy2eKppNj0325940G3DLno1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/72159897http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/72159897Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:00:03 -0500<a href="http://jezebel.com/5128873/couple-marries-at-taco-bell">Wedding (Taco) Bells: Couple Marries At Taco Bell</a>http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/70010459http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/70010459Mon, 12 Jan 2009 13:15:51 -0500<p><img src="http://www.hzmre.com/holidays/ADVENTtable_html_m45a69be1.png"/></p> <p>missing oscar-winner Tim Robbins. single tear.</p>http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/64902170http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/64902170Sun, 14 Dec 2008 23:33:11 -0500<p>Liz: Do you know the postmaster general?</p> <p>Jack: I do, but we had a falling out over the Jerry Garcia stamp.  If I wanted to lick a hippie I’d just return Joan Baez’s phone calls. </p>http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/64688688http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/64688688Sat, 13 Dec 2008 15:03:41 -0500<p><img src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/1168608091196.jpg"/></p>http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/62742719http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/62742719Tue, 02 Dec 2008 23:54:30 -0500<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/11/22/panda.bites.man.china.ap/index.html">Panda bites student seeking a hug </a>http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/61060850http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/61060850Sat, 22 Nov 2008 14:03:12 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/Yxy2eKppNfcy3pbcFGQYLqYdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>my horrifying future</p>http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/55717109http://clownpenis.tumblr.com/post/55717109Tue, 21 Oct 2008 23:23:28 -0400